girls night
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An orc wrote this.
An orc who knows how to treat a lady
Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.
All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.
It’s legal to speak.
It’s legal to give someone money.
Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.
So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?
Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?
And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?
Never reblogged something harder in my life
John: You played me like a fiddle!
Deputy: Oh, no. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are.
Anonymous asked:
Oh man, that john/fem dep was really good! I'd love to read a part 2. Maybe?
seedsplease answered:
(Sequel to John and Deputy Being Forced to Work Together)
Warnings: nsfw, mild dubious consent, implied violence
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They stood opposite each other; breaths coming in rushed pants and cheeks flushed from exertion. The bodies of their enemies - nameless henchmen who could barely shoot straight - littered the bloodied ground around them. Her mind roared with the triumph, yet she knew their defeat heralded the start of a fresh battle.
John Seed stood a few feet away from her, skin similarly flushed yet his eyes were fixed firmly on her. His tongue peeked out to wet his lips, not breaking his stare, and his teeth flashed in a grin when he noticed she was finally looking at him again.
“Well,” he broke their panting silence, pushing his shoulders back in a stretch or maybe even a preening flex, “that was certainly…bracing.”
She scoffed but to her own ears, it sounded more like a laugh.
“That’s certainly one word for it,” she replied, voice hoarse. She watched him carefully, gaze flicking down to the knife still clutched in his hand; stained now with the blood of their fallen. “So what now?”
His eyes lowered to her chest, yet there was no heat in them.
“Unless you’re ready to confess your sins, Deputy…” His eyes narrowed. “Our alliance may be at an end.”
Rook grinned, a cheshire cat all at once.
“Oh, it’s definitely at an end,” she said, without missing a beat. The gun in her hand - a heavy, awkward thing she’d taken from the first man she’d tackled - was aimed towards him as a precaution, her finger resting idly by the trigger.
John hummed, but didn’t make any movements to attack her or flee.
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HE HAS ARRIVED
so i find it a little funny the different attitudes towards the Deputy’s absence Eli Palmer and Jerome Jeffries both take
Eli Palmer who goes “hey Deputy…haven’t heard from you in over a week…hope everything’s okay, we need you around here”
and then Pastor Jerome who goes “we didn’t hear from you in a couple hours so we knew something was wrong and have come in guns blazing to rescue you”
Jerome is the real Father around here
Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
Reblog this post to get something you want
Why though ?
Is killing myself really my only option? like is that the extreme I need to go to get someone to care for my emotions, my therapist warned my mam about my risk level and she only cared for a week, even my therapy centre stopped emailing me about my sessions, every once and a while there is a mental health awareness week and to me it’s like really does that shit go through your head like a sieve how many people have to kill themselves before people real people get off there ass.Bosses stop putting your employees under so much pressure it can kill them.Mothers stop putting your kids under so much pressure to be perfect for the eyes of everyone else it will be the death of them, society learn some common sense it can save someone or at least give them the will to hold on one more day.I’m losing the will little by little every day and it’s people that make it so
Humankind has no kindness at all
None
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
JOHN FUCKING SEED, JOHN FUCKING SEED HAS ROCKING CHAIRS ON HIS PORCH.
R O C K I N G. C H A I R S.
IMAGINE HOW HAPPY HE WOULD’VE BEEN IF YOU HAD’VE JUST SAID YES AND SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIM DRINKING COFFEE AND WATCHING THE SUNSET 😭😭
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